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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:30
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
No way
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Orioles Designate Emmanuel Rivera For Assignment, Option Heston Kjerstad - MLB Trade Rumors
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Is Taylor Swift actually a nice person?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives